I think i have to make a full report before or after i study -__-ll

no time to post anything

no time to post anything....

only got time to post no time to post anything^^

Going to become a vegetarian for 2 days

Today is kinda fun because...

No homework...

I played emo game with my friend^^...

Got tips for phy, chem and maths exam...

Curi-curi stayed in class during recess...

And the best part is dissecting the frogs for BIO! My hands were shivering... so mempersiasuikan -_- but luckily i didn't poke through any internal organs^^

However... there are some non-human frog killers who never respect the frog... they cabut the skin, internal organs, drumstick and the worst was they pulled off the tongue from the mouth of the head which was already SEPARATED from the body!

Haiz... pity the frog... it could pass away peacefully under my shivering hands

untitled + zadao

btw... i'm still awake... thanks to the fking robbers -__-

True Story

*please forgive me for using foul language because i really can't control my emotion now*

My mum has to work for OT so i have to bring my brother and cousin to eat dinner at the nearest restaurant. We took the shortcut through the lorong. Before we enter the lorong, i already saw one fking motor... when we at the center of the lorong, the fking motor approaches me and "ask" for my handphone. (FYI, i didn't bring my handphone)

Fking robber(behind) : Eh... pinjam handphone.

*please forgive me for using foul language because i really can't control my emotion now*
My mum has to work for OT so i have to bring my brother and cousin to eat dinner at the nearest restaurant. We took the shortcut through the lorong. Before we enter the lorong, i already saw one fking motor... when we at the center of the lorong, the fking motor approaches me and "ask" for my handphone. (FYI, i didn't bring my handphone)

Fking robber(behind) : Eh... pinjam handphone.

Before he finish his sentence, he suddenly grap my left arm but luckily before he can grap my arm FIRMLY, my instinct and my brain tell me that i have to push that fking robber away and shout like mad. Therefore, I DID IT. My arm fled from the fking robber's filthy hand and i was shouting like "siao" and ran AFAP!

"AHHRHH...ARHHHAHHHH....ARHHRHHH..ARHHHHHH."

They are considered stupid because didn't wear helmet to cover their disgusting, geli, annoying, irritating and yong sui face.

The sad thing is, my brother and cousin run faster than me and didn't shout at all -___- So we ran to my house and the fking robbers didn't follow us... Phew~

But there are side effects... my throat is so pain now and i lost my appetite to eat my dinner! This was my first time. So next time(dai kat lei shi) i know what to do already...

FKING ROBBERS, WATCH OUT!

Exam in two more weeks.... other schools already "gao dim"... why lar my school so seeeeloooow
Haiz... haven't got the mood to study yet... don't know why people always think that i am a nerd@_@

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i love rain, not that korean but the rain that is falling and making my room FREEZING COLD without air-cond^^

End year exam on the 2nd of November ... damn >.< so late

Fun Fact

If a guy talk to a girl that he thinks is pretty for about 5 minutes... it is good for his health.

The reason is something related to the guy's hormone ^^.

Fated

I think i am fated not to attend tuition classes...

Last month i quit my Add Maths tuition because the teacher is not suitable for me (lazy)

Then my Phy and Chem pula... today is the last day already because not enough student T.T
Ish..... why tuition centre so mafan...

Jack went to vet for injection today... he look so tired :(

My finger also he lazy to bite -__-

Pity them...

I was playing badminton with my brother peacefully. We used the gate as our "net". I stood outside while my brother inside.

From far, i saw 2 Malay and 1 Indian boy approaching us. At the time i was predicting that they sure will come can kacau. I WAS RIGHT. When they were behind me... the Indian boy suddenly said "MCB" (quite loud).

I turned around and 1/2 look, 1/2 stare, 1/2 glare at him... he was like takut-takut =P but tried to act tough because his friends were around. Pity him... Then the other Malay guy started to take action...

He said "Eh... bagi saya try"

He don't look like good people + so yong shui. Stupid people also will say NO lar~

Then he said "Kedekut la lu... sepet...sepet"

I started to think that he is a blind guy who thinks that people who wear spec are sepet... my eyes LANGSUNG TAK SEPET ^^ haiz...pity him... they walked away because they failed to provoke me ^^ This kind of people i had encountered a lot of times... alah bisa tegah biasa^^
I would like to send this phrase to them:

SO MANY PEOPLE DIE WHY THEY DIDN'T DIE
(GAM DOH YAN SEI ME KIN LEI DEI SEI)

2moro balik kampung ler... Johor... omg so far -___-

But i can see my grandparents ler... YEAH!

PAV

First time go PAV with friends...

Second time go to PAV...

And i realized that, PAV actually not bad lei... coz got leng lui... but those are not my type because their make-up so thick >.<>.<...luckily my female friends understand me... they din langgar my peraturan.. HAHAHAHA

Jk ^^... i where got so "hamsap"

The air-conds in PAV are cold enough... not like Time Square, every time also sweat like don't know what. I think i would like to go there everyday when I'm rich^^

The main objective today at PAV is to watch a SUPER BRILLIANT MEANINGFUL AWESOME BRAVO SCARY FUNNY movie:-

--- Where Got Ghost?---

That movie "GOOD GHOST" nice lei.... i think it is the best Chinese movie i have ever watched, honestly. I think Jack Neo will be my next idol! I think i can't sleep tonight because that movie is just TOO SUPER BRILLIANT MEANINGFUL AWESOME BRAVO SCARY FUNNY!

ps: I'm not promoting that movie but the movie is just too SUPER BRILLIANT MEANINGFUL AWESOME BRAVO SCARY FUNNY.^^

Jack / Ah Jack / Jack Gor

Finally can post Jack's pictures... by the way, i don't think PASTA is a normal name -_-

My cousin help me grab Ah Jack ^^Jack is biting his finger... It's actually quite painful because i kena before...OMG... kena againJack *winking?
waseh... so good in posing
Trying to run away~^^
Jack : Aiya... enemy spotted
*Camouflaging... xD
Jack : I need to improve my skill in camouflaging -__-









Jack : waseh... my "boss" also leng zhai like me lei

I am still awake NOW? OMG... am i dreaming???

*slap (piak)... slap (piak)*

Nope... Neither me nor you are dreaming ^^ hehehe...

I purposely "OT" (aka "drive late car") to TRY to finish my homeworkS...

As the result, 80% done already/liao/jor... Hmmmm, not bad not bad

CAUTION!!! BATTERY LOW...

My father bought a 2 months old puppy... super Q~ man ^^ but i don't know what is the name of his breed =P

Hairy-hairy one... like to follow people and lick people leg... xD

I will post his pictures when i'm free... because nowadays very busy, need to stay back T.T

Btw, i haven't named him... any "normal" suggestions?

Ridiculous...

I have to sing to get 20 marks for Sivik (end year)

Yesterday i planned to watch MU vs ASN...

but end up watching TITANIC!! ^^

Anti-smoking

That day i went to a food court to have my dinner. While i was eating, i saw a fat boy smoking. From his appearance, i knew that his age is between 15-17. He gave me the motivation to blog bout this.


I always wonder why people like that kind of age want to smoke? For what purpose? Very yeng meh? Take cigar only yeng mah, take this kind of cigarette for what? Even bergers also taking the same type. So where got yeng?! Besides that, based on those HK dramas, cigar need to bite only. Not like cigarette, have to hold with two fingers. So tiring-_-

Can cigarette release stress? Which scientist say one? I wanna know. If you are stress, play some sports la. Play PC games AT HOME also not bad ma.... Or even MSN with your friend also can help release stress. If you are a poor guy, where the hell you get money to buy cigarette???

The only acceptable reason for a guy like that age to smoke is because:

He hates his family. He want to suicide slowly while giving trouble to his family and people around him.

Why i say so? Let me explain briefly.

1. Cigarette is a way to suicide.
2. Cigarette costs a lot. So he probably take his father's money. (Lighter or matches also need to buy)

3. If he so LUCKY and get lung cancer. His family need to spend a lot of money for his treatment but at the end he will die also.

4. Under 18 cannot buy cigarette. If he get caught, his family kena saman, not him.
5. Smoking will produce "second-hand smoke". People around him like his friends will suicide together with him but double the speed.
6. Cigarette which is not 100% extinguished MAY cause kebakaran.

I do not know much about lung cancer but


Smoking is OBVIOUSLY nothing good so i encourage you all not to start smoking!


Those who already started, the only thing i can say is

GOOD LUCK

A really HAPPY Birthday

Today is 19 August and it's a school day! I think this is my first time "19 August + School day"

First of all, when i was sleeping and dreaming, suddenly i heard my sms ringtone rang (twelve something)...
That time in my heart :-

"Aiya... who still don't know my rule. After 9.15 still wanna sms me."

So i force myself up and check the messages :-

"Let me see who so *dai sei*"...

But i was wrong. Actually they want to wish me only... i felt so guilty and gam dung but i didn't reply because too sleepy already ^^

When at Skylite, before i sit down, another 19 August came and wished me like today was not his Bday -__-

Then in class, my "kind" monitor asked everyone to sing Bday song for me :-

"Wa...so touching man"

Then during physics, a more gam dung incident happened! They gave me HALF of a birthday cake... because half of it was taken by another 19 August

Then they sing Bday song for me again but this time with a cake and a cute candle on it!
BUT!!!! I don't know how to react that time and feel damn malu... i was just smiling only >.<
Due to the terms of privacy, i have censored 90% of the senders' name
Besides that, my other schoolmates also got wish me ^^


Although i didn't get any hair gel, hair spray or leng zhai poster, but i already feel very satisfied.

*At least got free supper*=P

BTW, did anyone lost anything that shouldn't let the Bday boy see?

ONCE AGAIN! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!

Derrick did a lot of researches on 19 August, please go to his blog and "slow slow see" ^^

Yeah... i broke my record for my Add Maths and Moral result! Just like Bolt...^^

I scored 80+ for Add Maths and a brilliant A for my Moral... ^_^

If i can score 80+, i will feel like "fly up" (dap lift) but some people score 80+ feel like wanna "jump down" (tiu lao)

Haiiii..... really don't understand them or maybe is their parents' fault.

Being competitive is nothing bad

BUT

being to_o competitive is nothing go_od.

Learn from V la...

BE YOURSELF!!!^^

*不听KY言吃亏在眼前*^^

BTW, i realized that a lot of people like to come to my blog and call me -__-

Talent Time( i know its lame)

When you read this blog, please play the song "Touch My Hand" by D.A.

Saw you from the distance
I am watching you
You going to do something fishy
I know it is something illegal
In the sea of people
You and her are cheating
I never knew what the question about
But i never try to cheat
Tryin' to reach her paper, with your hand
Take it as fast as you can
Only you only her, but i saw
Tryin' to raise up my hand to scare you
Can't let the teacher see
Can't let the paper drop
Cause if you do it'll all be over
And you'll never score A again
Can't let the GEBO see
Until you finish it
Cause if you do it'll all be over
And you'll never get the chance again
You'll never get the chance again
You'll never get the chance again

Lame leh~ ^^

Mat Rempit

Yeah.... 7 more days i can try to get my first license(half price because still a student) to ride a motorbike by myself ^^

Then can become a Mat Rempit... hehehe

JkJk... i still young, don't want to die so early ^^

Is this a bad sign?

Does this red thingy looks dangerous? It may look harmless because its claws are hidden. SO evil.

Nah... this picture shows its claw and it's VERY VERY dangerous... many of my family members had became its victim... today, including me T_T


Maybe the wound doesn't look bad but i don't know why i can't bend my leg. When i bend it or walk, the "tomato juice" will start to appear slowly... very inconvenience!!!
The yellow colour thing is not any special effect... it's the yellow lotion ^^

A type of "face"

What kind of face is that? xD

There is a girl in my class who created this kind of face... but when she do it, you won't feel like wanna !@#$% her because this kind of face is very suitable for her face... her face can be described using equations ^^

Dai Siu Jie + Little Girl = Little Princess --(1)
Dai Siu Jie = E --(2)
Little girl = H --(3)

Sub (2) and (3) into (1):

E + H = Little Princess

LOL... actually Little Princess has a lot of meanings lar, one of them is cute~ ....
So please don't be angry and say "YOU ARE SO DEAD" to me while STARING at me(guad g ngo) because I SAW GHOST BEFORE, THEREFORE I AM AFRAID OF DARK!

^^

he always say i very geng... for unacceptable reasons...

I explained something that he questioned me, he say i geng...

I talk to opposite gender, he say i geng...

I kiasu, like to finish homework fast fast, he say i geng...

I helping people(boys/girls) *girls*, he say i geng...

My blog got *special* people visit, he say i geng...

I ask him about homework, he say i geng... -___-ll

I ask him about exams, he also say i geng...

Do i look or sounds "geng" every time i explain/talk/finish/help/visited/ask???

NOT OFFENDING LAR~ i just expressing...
^^

Haiz.... my short-sightedness power has increased... T_T

left eye + 75.... right eye + 100!!!

damn la... i scare my will become sepet...

Btw, i still don't know whether i need to quarantine or not because i don't really know why my school need to be closed for 1 week. Izit because got people kena H1N1 or just because too many people sick in one time??

Why can't the school make a clear announcement... -__-ll

Anyway, i hope there will be no replacement... ^^

SCHOOL CLOSE

SMKSBU will be closed starting from 31 JULY til 6 AUGUST (1 week)

but i don't know whether need to quarantine onot?

First time blogging in school... people around me are playing games... wonder why i am not? Because my pc no game -__-

The NTS like never see Red Alert 3 before.... once he saw the icon, he damn hyper -___-ll

Anyway, sorryla *IN* girl ^^ (sincerely)

G2G~

*IN*-est

My class has a very *IN* girl.... but today only i realize...

Incident #1
Before the timetable is changed, my class supposed to have Physics after recess... but few weeks ago, the timetable changed already and no more Physics after recess on Monday. HOWEVER, today after recess everyone came back to class and sat on their respective place peacefully but suddenly the *IN* girl asked the monitor :
"Eh... why everyone still sitting down? We should go to Physics lab now right?"
monitor:
"What? Monday no Physics already la..." xD

Incident #2
Today don't know why, once my Add Maths teacher came in, the whole class suddenly started to discuss about movies. When the Add Maths teacher say the type of movies she like, SUDDENLY the *IN* girl said something UNEXPECTED:
"Teacher!!! The movie Angels and Demons is coming out soon!"

*FYI, today is 27 JULY 2009*

*IN* girl..... i know you sure feel very ~paiseh~ but at least you can bring happiness to other people because your "joke" are not lame at all XD

Cheapest (hand)Phone bill

This is my (hand)phone bill for July and it was the cheapest (hand)phone bill i have ever achieved!! Cheaper than when i was using prepaid...^^

Headache

What is headache?

When both of my eyes look up together, i can feel a kind of pain in my head. Is that headache???

Tough Day

Yesterday i can't blog because wake up in the morning already feel like going to get fever. At look like half-dead fish>.< .Luckily, my class has a doctor. She gave me a pill called PARAdunnowatMOL and i felt better after consuming it! At night, my mother brought me to see doctor (i always wonder whether the term *see doctor* correct or wrong -_-?) and now i feel better already but my voice is like an apek when i talk-__-

Weaknesses

*First of all i apologize to all my blog fans (if got =P) because i long time never update already...

I also don't know why, it seems that i am getting lazier and lazier to blog... but don't worry, i will keep on typing lame things to make people laugh xD*

I think my brain grew bigger already. I feel that i am not as stupid as last time but my English pronunciation is still the same, LAME -_-''. Sometimes i wanted to say some words but i know that i can't pronouce well, so i rather shut up. >.< Haiz... i hope all my friends can understand mandarin/cantonese WELL!...

Besides that, i always don't dare to do anything that i never did before but after i did it once, haha...there will be no problem =P...

I also like to take all the imperfect things and left the perfect one for the others, except for things that will influence my appearance ^^...

90% percent of my jokes are lame.... and people will laugh at me for that...

Lastly, i don't like to type too much =P

*actually got some more, but i can't identify now ^^*

HARD SALE

who need chemistry or physics tuition... please go to Suria Jaya tuition centre (Bandar Baru Ampang).*near pustaka rakyat*

need more people otherwise will be canceled because left 3 people only including me...

the teachers are really good... but i dunno why so little people...

if you decided to join, please say that i recommend you so that can get some benefits =P

FOR MORE INFORMATION, YOU CAN CALL:
03 - 42706270

you can try a free class first...

So busy...

Finally got time to blog... this week is the busiest week so far... homework come by DOZEN, go by PAIR >.<

Emmm... let see what i wanna say... emm....em... ok let's blog something about my school.

My school has a very special pengetua. She will give a ssspppeeeeeeccchhh every Monday morning during assembly if she was around. Her pendahuluan for every speech is the same:

Rsalam___... selamat pagi... selamat sejahtera...

I think she like the phrase "slowwww and steady". Her every speech sure more than 15 minutes. Try to imagine sitting on sandy concrete floor for more than 15 minutes, sit like "yoga style" and CANNOT LOOSEN MY TIE -__-

*i bet pikaCHU will say : OMG -_-*

If you are not from Beta, you are advised to skip the pikaCHU part.

Besides that, my school got lots of pathetic form 2,3 and 5. During assembly, they were so annoying like shxt. Like to do stupid acts. So bo... Especially those form 5 amanah students. So freaking childish. Even a form 1 student is more mature than all of them.

BUT

I can't deny that sometimes they can entertain people with their stu acts =P

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damn... just now i went to toilet for few minutes and now i forget what to blog already -__-''' Nevermind, i will blog next time.

Optimus Prime

Don't worry... i won't post the storyline ^^

I fulfilled one of my wishes this year...
Today i watched

TRANSFORMERS 2 : THE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

The movie is so damn nic3. In my opinion, Trans is better than Ter... I Q-ed for almost 30 minutes to buy 3 tickets. I swear that the Q line was the longest i have ever seen but the worse thing is, I sat at the FIRST row on the left side. I kept on adjusting my head so that my head won't "jam" xD I hope i am from PRIME family and my name will be Prime KY =P because OPTIMUS is so damn "YENG" in the movie.

After that, i went to eat chicken rice outside LM. Then went to the arcade and play play play. I got 75 tickets only. Therefore, the only choice is to redeem tissue papers -__-''
Before i left, i saw a lot of people standing near the "Initial D". So i just go "gebo gebo". One "guai lou" was challenging a "leng zai"*not leng zhai*
The "guai lou" was using a slow car and drive with one hand but still can win that "leng zai". Hahaha... the "guai lou" got "fong sui" but still can win!!!

L-C

Maybe some of you will know what am i going to post from my title...

I took my slip peperiksaan, with my mother because today is open day... my result still the same - ok ok only-

If you see my result based on my number of A, you may react like...
0.o > WASEH... fky/ky/fk/byz/xmd can get 11 A's out of 12 subjects?!

Ehem... thats right. I got 11 A's and 1 B. But my percentage ngam ngam 75% only...-__- However, i got another achievement. I defeated all the guys in my class which is only 8 of them... lost to 6 girls only. ^^

Anyway, i am happy with my result. At least got improvement. xD Hope my parents will treat me with CRAB FEAST. OMG, my saliva is dripping, paiseh =P

Or give me a TRANSFORMER 2 GOLD CLASS TICKET!!!! because i haven't watch >.<

By the way, i have an announcement to all the By2 fans. By2 is coming to Sg. Wang on 4/7/2009 at 4.00pm. ^^

Haiz...Euuu....Damn....Shxt....Aiyo.... tomorrow got school. -___-''

Counselor

What will you think about a counselor? Izit...

- a lady?
- fierce?
- no face expression?
- seldom smile?
- seldom make people around laugh?
- speak complicated English?

One of my school counselors is very very different.

- he is a Malay guy
- not fierce at all
- rich with face expressions
- smile/laugh non-stop
- expert in making people laugh
- although he is a Malay, he can speak fluent Chinese. He got Chinese name to_o. +木哈末+(mu ha mo) ^^

The funniest thing about him is when he...

* raise his right arm above his head level
* pop up his tongue
* and say "lei lei lei"

So freaking funny... especially when he did it to Indian student. xD
By the way, he created another nickname for me, XLB -_-

"Fastest Week"

This week is the "fastest week" so far....
Since Monday til today, didn't study much because need to discuss about the exam papers.
I have only one word to describe my exam result:

UNEXPECTED!!!

s A1, t A2, o B3

but if compare with those PRODIGIES/LEGENDS in my class, my result is considered "sap sap sui" -_-

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! At least my mother won't scold me.
yeah~

Transformers II going to be released very soooon!!!!
*another yeah~*

Tomorrow is Friday already, last day of the week.
*third yeah~*

^^

Boring x 3

>.< So boring la....

Everyday doing the same thing....

Wake up, eat, houseworks (kena paksa one >.<), play, eat and finally sleep.
Maybe you will say : Wah, so "shong".

But actually it is damn boring. I rather go outside walk here walk there(hang kai) with friends or transform into a BOWLING TERMINATOR. Hehehe... Too bad i don't have shades.

HOLYdays are going to say bye bye to me...
I don't dare to take my exam results >.<...
The worst thing is....
HAVE TO CUT HAIR!!!

T.T

Exercise

Just now i followed my mum to climb a mini hill. Actually what i meant was not those hardcore climbing action. It's just walking on a STEEP path with all those ANNOYING roots, EVIL SLIPPERY sand/pebbles and TROUBLESOME rocks. >.< If you are not alert enough, the rock or root can trip you EASILY or you may slip because of the sand/pebbles.

Let me show you the steepness...

(Obviously, i am not the photographer -__-''. So please don't blame me for the quality of this photo =P)

Anyway, it was fun!*because i managed to spot two leng lui there =P*

SEE....SO HONEST! :P

Cheap Like No Other.

Could you believe that? Only RM 15 is needed to buy these SUSHI(s)!!! *Can eat till laosai* Hehehe..

That C4 guy said only tonight got this kind of offer. OMG i'm so lucky...^^

1 SUSHI = RM 0.69

Great News for Myself

YEAH... This is my first bus ticket ever! ^^

(YOU)

(YOU) changed my whole life

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SuperTICKET~~~

Special thanks to Liong Fun... although u said i pengecut but it doesn't matter!! BLUEK =P

I'm Also A Terminator...in bowling ^^

Yesterday was my first date during the HOLYdays, with 5 people!!! Woah 0.0

But all are guys......... -______-lll

Never mind, it doesn't matter. =P

Yesterday when to Times Square and watched TERMINATOR : SALVATION. Emmmm..... not bad but i am still waiting for TRANSFORMER 2 : REVENGE OF THE FALLEN ^^

After the movie, we went for a bowling game. After a few minutes convincing Charles, he finally agreed to play together. That was my THIRD time playing bowling.

I broke my own record. 4 strikes in a row and my marks is higher than 144. Got "zadao" onot? People skinny like me still can play bowling.

You see....,

I AM A TERMINATOR IN BOWLING,
I WILL BE BACK!

So "ngam" o.o?

FAKE STORY:

Last week i ordered a new set of name tag. I got it yesterday. I supposed to be very happy because got new name tag but i wasn't happy. I was so feaking angry, as angry as TS. You know why? The teacher spelt my name wrongly. However, the teacher spelt my BROTHER's name!!! Need evidence? Nah...

Hehehehe...


TRUE STORY:

Got "za dao" onot? Hehehe...
Actually that one is my brother's name tag. He got it last Friday but just now only i saw it. When i saw it without looking at the last _ _ _ _ , i was like 0.o???

"Since when i bought a new name tag???"

Sucks In Dancing T_T

Yesterday was Thursday, but i slept after 12 am.

0.0

It is because i went to my Lau Daaa's birthday party.^^ Although i had to change my sleeping time, i didn't have the feeling of regret because it was really fun.^^(although a lot of people "fong fei kei")

But it doesn't matter because all the guests who came are KAKI PARTY! xD

Especially when the dancing session. I felt like i was having my first clubbing experience there. The bass was so awesome and there is a spotlight that will non-stop blinking >.<

I was so SUCKS in dancing because i never go "clubbing" before. ^^

I was like

... WoW...

when i saw Lau Daaa they all dance like dunno what. I never see them dance like that at school. ^^

Then Lau Daaa's family members are very nice. Her sister and brother treated me like i very "cooked" with them. LOL

BUT one thing i don't really like. A LOT OF STAIRCASE.....

xD

Nice song cute MV ^^

Especially the "Ohhhhhhhh" part. LOL

Over

YEAH!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!

Last day of exam over already!!!

HOLYdays going to start SOON!!!^^

Long time never go "wet" already. Hope got people will ajak me.^^

OMG.... Only the first two chapters of PJK are coming out in exam.

BUT

The total pages of both chapters is almost half of the book!!! -_-

New Record

Today,
Now only i on my computer. WHOA. O.O what a record for me...=P

Yesterday i slept at 2.13.35 am. Weekend ma~=P. I woke up at 10 am.(Why? Bcecause 2 + 8 = 10)I forced myself to sleep for 8 hours.^^

I followed my parents to pasar for breakfast and my mum had something to buy. Actually i also have something to buy which is correction tape and i gonna promote that book shop. You know why, it is because i bought a

20M correction tape for just RM 3.80!!

But i don't know the name of the shop because i seldom go there. Somewhere near Taman Muda la.

Then i went back home at 11 plus and started my HISTORY ADVENTURE. I secluded myself from my parents in my room for 6 hours and 32 minutes.

WASEH

Longer than my BIOLOGY ADVENTURE.(btw, bio sucks >.<)

And my conclusion is, CHAPTER 4 is the easiest.

"Sei Mou..." I think i got the qualification to ...

JK only la!!! Hehehehe....

Relationship

After a few days of investigation, i finally know why i should learn PJK and Civic.

Aim: To investigate the relationship between PJK and Civic with my ambitions.

If i am VET,

i have to learn gymnastic and perform in front of my "patients" to make them relax.

If i am a PSYCHOLOGIST,

i can use teenagers or families issues to treat my patients.

If i am a CHEF,

BOTH PJK and CIVIC HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP WITH IT!!!

Saturated

OMG~
WO DE TIAN ARH~
TIN ARH~

I never use

3 hours 40 minutes 38 seconds

to study a single subject

but still can't master even one subtopic

~T_T~

This time "good luck" also no use... i think i have to act like someone:

o...sure fail, o...sure fail


FREAKING HATE BIOLOGYGYGYGY!!!

I am doing facial aka mask again~ ^^

"Creative mind"

This morning when i was walking to the school, i saw a vehicle with three letters on it.

The three letters are L.B.C

I was laughing to myself when i saw these letters but not very loud la.^^
What comes out from your mind when you saw L.B.C? What do you think the three letters stand for?

Actually i don't know the exact meaning of it but this is what came out from my mind. Hope you all will LOL

L iu
B ei
C i

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....

Ok, now talk about today's exam which is English.
I can't believe that i am saying this,

English is EASIER than BM!

Tomorrow moral exam is after recess, so i think i will have sufficient time to study. YEAH^^

Face of artists in my school...*proud* --> Expanded nostrils ( 'o_o')

方力申(Alex Fong)

Ng Tien Soong

刘恺威(Hawick Lau)

Chew Andy

吴尊(Wu Zun)
Pao Jun Ren

陈豪(Moses Chan)

Nicholas Soo

姚嘉妮(Claire Yiu)
Vivian Fong

陈嘉桦(Ella Chen)
Diane Yap

Important Annoucement!!!

This is a very very important announcement and also WARNING!

Especially to those who like to sleep late late during weekdays and call people at night.

FYI, i like to sleep EARLY during weekdays because i don't want to stay awake by drinking coffee. This is because coffee is not a very healthy drink.
I prefer MilX, Teh "O" and milk. ^^

Eh? Why i suddenly talk about drinks? Weird...

Ok, i "reverse" my car...

What i want to tell is,

DON'T / NEVER CALL ME AFTER 9.15 PM!!!

I can't fell asleep easily in a short period of time. Don't know why. Since born like this liao.
Therefore, i am really pissed off when i am trying my best to fell asleep and when i ALMOST can start my dream, suddenly....

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

I have experienced this kind of situation for many times. The worse thing is, that particular day i don't need to switch on the air-cond because the weather was cooling.

But after the ring....ring... incident. I had to switch on the air-cond because i was really really angry until my body temperature also increased.

Maybe you will ask why i don't want to switch off or change to silent mode. The answer is, nothing is perfect including my phone.

My phone alarm will only work if it is switched on and in normal mode. -___-

During weekends i can sleep late late la. So you all can call me as late as possible!!!

ROGER THAT?
sao dou mei?!

Another lesson learned

YEAH...
BM papers "gao dim" already. Tomorrow no exam YYEEAAHH......

But something bad happened to me. Not about the exam. Is about my stomach.
During recess, i thought i was not hungry. So i stayed in the class to study.
After recess, when i started to write my name on the question paper, my stomach was playing drum.

By the time only i knew that i was hungry but nothing can be done T_T.
Recess over exam started already.

After 20 minutes, i started to feel some pain from my stomach A.K.A. gastric pain.

Pain
>.<

Til

>.<

Can
>.<

Die
>.<

But luckily i still alive. ^^
I was just sweating non-stop while controlling the pain.(man leh~...*perasan*hehehe)

When the clock showed 1.10pm, everyone was packing. Only then i realized that today i can go back early!!!!!!! YEAH!!! but i forgot to inform my mum -_-

So i just sat on the white but rusty metal bar while waiting for my mum and *still* controlling the pain. Cham~

Therefore, my conclusion is

NEVER THOUGHT I AM NOT HUNGRY!!!

and

EAT A.M.A.P FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE GO TO SCHOOL!!!

FYI, A.M.A.P = as much as possible

Who got this song?

You're not my type
from the movie "Sell Out"

I'm not a "Sui Zhai" ^^

Mother's day,
Mother's day,
Mother on the way....

I know Mother's day is around the corner, but i don't know which "corner" it is, means i don't really know the exact day. Because the advertisements on the TV never declare that. -__- lame lar~

Anyway, thanks to Pui Yi for telling me that tomorrow, Sunday is the Mother's day.(<--- Go_od thing) Therefore, just now i went to buy a cake for my mum. I bought it today because i don't want to let my mum knows that =P. Tomorrow my mum will be at home whole day long, so is not to_o convenience to create a surprise. ^^
Actually i shared money with my sister and brother because i am not selfish. =P Nah, the CAKE:

Kawaii leh~

I think the cake will taste like yam because i saw

the YAM word on the tag! ^^
Anyway,

HAPPY MUMMY's DAY!!!!
Always love YOU!!!
no matter how many times you scolded me. Hehehe

Haiz.... Finally

Yes, finally the exam timetable is in my hand!!!Muahahahah!!!!!
But there is something wrong with the size...-_-

Just now when i was bathing, something which is abnormal happened again but slightly different. I accidentally applied shower cream on my hair!!!
HA
HA
HA...

Because i was busy thinking on how to describe the size of the timetable...
And this is the idea that comes out from my mind:

^^

WASEH lar~ "sai em sai arh"
The words are freaking small.... luckily i am still young, don't have "lou fa"


Now got timetable already, so there will be no reason for me to say "no mood to study".(not declaring)^^

"Jia Yu" arh....FKY, ush!!!!

Hehehe

Lame GAG 1

There is a "thing" that we can only do after we are married. Do you know what is that?

Second Coldest Story Ever Told

Today, before my brother sent me to tuition, he went to a hospital.
He went there to visit his friend. Something really bad happened to his friend. At least i think so....

His friend lost his right arm in an accident and he is still very young! I think 20+ only. I think he used to be a right-handed but after the accident, he need to train his LEFT hand to do everything!!!

OMG!!! So cham~ I can't imagine if i am facing the same situation. Anyway, i wanna say gambateh to him, GAMBATEH!!! Tomorrow will be better!

That's why, next time i will never speed no matter what is the circumstance because i KIA C!!! unless i am driving HUMMER!!

*是不是速度越慢越难发生碎骨*
*上山漂移失手跌下山到时连火葬费也可以省了*
I don't know how to translate into other languages. Sorry for any inconvenient.

Concentration

Just now when i was bathing, i applied shampoo on my hair twice which is an abnormal situation. This is because i was concentrating on pronouncing two words which are:
VEGETABLE
and
MEDICINE

Until today only i realized that i don't really know how to pronounce the two words PROPERLY! OMG
Sincere thanks to Sandra, Pui Yi and Lau Daaa for teaching me. ^^ *The reason why i put Sandra name the first because her reaction was the most "kua qiong/kua zhang"*

VEGETABLE = Vage Teble
Medicine = Mad Sen

Hard Task

Exam is around the corner but i still lack of study mood. This is because i can't do revision without the exam timetable! Curse the school!!! So not efficient. Always last minute only distribute the timetable. Curse again!!!

Or maybe is my fault to_o. Always last minute study. But what to do lar~
I am FKY maaaaa~~~~.....

The rank of subjects that i fear the most are

1. BIOLOGY
2. SEJARAH
3. MORAL

I heard the name already shivering.

But luckily i have two "mothers" in my school. Hehehe....
One always order me to sleep.
Another one always ask "Study ady?" and "Finish homework ady?"

owh.....feel so grateful.... ^^





By the way, now i am desperate to get two songs:
1) 厚脸皮 (hou lian pi) - A song from a drama named 暖流18 (Love 18)

2) 同班同学 (tong ban tong xue) - A chinese song sang by two thailand guys, Golf & Mike

Who can help me T_T

Initiative

I am doing my revision now, you all better start to study to_o.
Otherwise i will "win" you all erh~

HEHEEHEHEHEHE

Weird Habit

Will you whack people when you are laughing?

I think most people won't do that but there is a girl in my class who does. Whenever i purposely or accidentally make her laugh, she will whack me on my shoulder if i am standing near.

Therefore, every time after her laughter sounds, i will hear a "PIAK" sound either on my right or left shoulder.

Pro and Con:
PRO

If she whack me, means she is laughing sincerely, not fake one. Meaning that my joke is not lame ^^.

CON
My shoulders bones may be dislocated or fractured.

There are four steps to avoid:

1. Firstly, think twice before you make her laugh.
2. Secondly, make sure both of her hands are holding books or something else
3. Thirdly, make sure the distance from her is longer than the length of her hand.
4. 吃肥点(Fatten our shoulder)

Exam is around the corner. Therefore, i want to apply some Physics.

Manipulated: Distance from her
Constant: Make her laugh
Responding: Amount of force applied on our shoulder

Conclusion made from the variables not graph:

The longer the distance from her, the weaker the force applied on our shoulder.

Precaution:

Fatten our shoulers to increase the time of impact aka time interval. Therefore, the impulsive force can be reduced.

Anyway,

NOT OFFENDING ~O~^^

Hapi Birthday 2.0

As my usual pendahuluan...
There are billions of people celebrating their birthday today! But i know one of them only. Not bad lar

This birthday post will be a little bit more "serious" and "formal". You know why?
Because is my LAU DA aka BOSS's birthday. ^^

Me, XMD with honor, officially announce the lucky star...

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

LIM LIM, LIM SIEW JIN!!!

(FYI, *lim* means drink in hokkien.
Not offending xD)

(guess who is my LAU DA) Hehehe..
Same thing happens again. I don't have your picture. So i just "steal" from somewhere else. SORRY ARH LAU DA!

Ok la, you will know the answer from my next sentence if you can't find the answer from my LAU DA's name.

SHE(got zadao onot?) should be grateful to have a "fruit son" like me. ^^

Time for me to show off my talent again xD.

(Please use the Madagascar Birthday Song's rhythm)

Happy Birthday to you,
Your name is Siew Jin,
Today is your birthday,
Sorry no present! xD
(sincere enough lor~)

I know girls hate to let people know their ages but.....

HAPPY SWEET FORM 4!!!

they don't mind to let people know what form are they in!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA