Initiative

I am doing my revision now, you all better start to study to_o.
Otherwise i will "win" you all erh~

HEHEEHEHEHEHE

Weird Habit

Will you whack people when you are laughing?

I think most people won't do that but there is a girl in my class who does. Whenever i purposely or accidentally make her laugh, she will whack me on my shoulder if i am standing near.

Therefore, every time after her laughter sounds, i will hear a "PIAK" sound either on my right or left shoulder.

Pro and Con:
PRO

If she whack me, means she is laughing sincerely, not fake one. Meaning that my joke is not lame ^^.

CON
My shoulders bones may be dislocated or fractured.

There are four steps to avoid:

1. Firstly, think twice before you make her laugh.
2. Secondly, make sure both of her hands are holding books or something else
3. Thirdly, make sure the distance from her is longer than the length of her hand.
4. 吃肥点(Fatten our shoulder)

Exam is around the corner. Therefore, i want to apply some Physics.

Manipulated: Distance from her
Constant: Make her laugh
Responding: Amount of force applied on our shoulder

Conclusion made from the variables not graph:

The longer the distance from her, the weaker the force applied on our shoulder.

Precaution:

Fatten our shoulers to increase the time of impact aka time interval. Therefore, the impulsive force can be reduced.

Anyway,

NOT OFFENDING ~O~^^

Hapi Birthday 2.0

As my usual pendahuluan...
There are billions of people celebrating their birthday today! But i know one of them only. Not bad lar

This birthday post will be a little bit more "serious" and "formal". You know why?
Because is my LAU DA aka BOSS's birthday. ^^

Me, XMD with honor, officially announce the lucky star...

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

LIM LIM, LIM SIEW JIN!!!

(FYI, *lim* means drink in hokkien.
Not offending xD)

(guess who is my LAU DA) Hehehe..
Same thing happens again. I don't have your picture. So i just "steal" from somewhere else. SORRY ARH LAU DA!

Ok la, you will know the answer from my next sentence if you can't find the answer from my LAU DA's name.

SHE(got zadao onot?) should be grateful to have a "fruit son" like me. ^^

Time for me to show off my talent again xD.

(Please use the Madagascar Birthday Song's rhythm)

Happy Birthday to you,
Your name is Siew Jin,
Today is your birthday,
Sorry no present! xD
(sincere enough lor~)

I know girls hate to let people know their ages but.....

HAPPY SWEET FORM 4!!!

they don't mind to let people know what form are they in!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I peeled off the facial already. PAIN like hell!
It was like peeling off a layer of strong glue from the face!

WASEH

WASEH!
I am doing facial for the first time in my life!!
But the purpose is to remove dirts from my face only. Not to make my face smoother or whiter.^^
Now my face is very "tight". I can hardly talk or make face expression. Besides that, i am not wearing my spec now so the distance between my eyes and the monitor is very near because i am so damn blink now.
Ok, lets talk about the facial thing. Black in colour. Quite cooling. Glue-like texture. Need to be peeled off after 30 minutes.

Because it is black, now i look like an African. Seriously

Yesterday i watched the movie Initial D (头文字D) for the third time. It is an awesome movie especially for people who like cars. That's why i have watched it more than twice.
I found out one very interesting dialog:

CHINESE

阿木:
知不知道什么是神? 神以前也是人. 不过他做到人做不到的事. 所以他成了神.

ENGLISH

Ah Wood:
Do you know what is God? God was once a human but he did things that other people can't do. Therefore, he became a God.

xD

HOT hot HOT!

Currently sweating while typing...

WASEH! Beh tahan. Nowadays the weather is do damn freaking warm and DRY except my body which is always wet because of sweat.
At home is not so bad. At least can on the air-cond if really can't stand the heat or can just half naked!^^

But it is different at school in the class. My class's "feng shui" is so damn terrible. I think my classroom never escape from facing the sun, especially in the afternoon-_-ll.

I hope the PIBG can donate more money to my school so that more fans can be installed in my class because air-conds are not go_od to our "home".

Still sweating....

Imagining that now i'm laying down on the ice-skating field while eating "Zhap Xuet"(aka mixed blended ice/ABC) and drinking a huge glass of Teh O "BING" or ICED lemon tea. Harrrrrhhhhh.... so cooling ^^

Rain(not the korean guy), why aren't you falling...

Weird

Hemmmm.... why girls like to create nicknames for others?

Fun (but a bit scary for me) Fact

Do you always eat dragonfruit a.k.a pitaya? If yes, then you definitely know the fact that i am going to tell.

If you eat one whole or half of a pitaya, 99% your poo will be PURPLE in colour! Believe me, i experienced it before =^_^=

New Habit

OMG. Nowadays i am used to say "WASEH!" when i saw some incidents that surprise me. I just can't control my mouth. Last time, i always say "WHAT THE!"
Is it a good change or even worse -_-?
By the way,
I cut my hair (actually let people cut^^) just now because of the interview. WASEH!
God arh... please don't let me down >.<

peray...pray....peray...pray...peray...

Aaron!!!
NEVER EVER drop my G2 ink on the floor again!!!! Now my ink damn cacat already!!! CURSE you!!!

Tuesday

Today is the best Tuesday in April because no add maths homework! Teacher didn't come. *SHONG NGEI.....*
I finished other homeworks at school so i decided to take a SHORT nap in the afternoon because i want to do my chem chem homework at night.
I selpt at 4 pm. When i woke up, time for dinner already. Means i slept for 3 hours. OMG, unbelievable, at least for me.
So now i am damn CONSCIOUS! I am finding the theme song of the drama The Building Blocks of Life (建筑有情天). Who can help me T_T.

By the way, i have been facing a problem for many years. I don't know what to fill in the nickname column when i sign up for something. Thanks to the two girls in my class, SCMT and JLSJ. They created two nicknames for me. (Don't really know whether i should ^^ or -_-ll)

I KNOW WHAT TO FILL IN LE~
THANKS YA

G2DMCH
a.k.a
Got to do my chem homework.

DC-ed

AIYO... again arh?!

"Da Bian" lo... another DILEMMA!!!

Someone nominated me to become a prefect (not LC-ing) WITHOUT my permission! I think that someone doesn't understand me very well because i don't think i got the "ingredients" to become a prefect except my voice lo.

PROs
1. Can get more koko marks.
2. Can wear blue colour shirt and tie which is my favourite colour.
3. Can stand up freely during assembly.
4. Can go recess earlier.
5. Can go back to class later than others.
6. Can wear black and shiny shiny shoes.
7. Can remind people to button up. ^^
8. Can make my parents proud.
9. Can play with microphones.
10. (still thinking)

CONs
1. Cannot wear my white asadi shoes which is one year old only.
2. Need to spend extra money.
3. Need to reach school earlier. (can't watch 100% Entertainment le~ T.T)
4. Need to go for meeting every morning.
5. Need to do duty after recess.
6. Sometimes need to wear long sleeve although during hot days.
7. Sometimes need to stay back unwillingly.
8. May look more like nerd.
9. Cannot keep my hair and fingernails long A BIT.
10. Maybe need to face Puan Sareah everyday.
11. Sometimes need to become kuli unwillingly.

See, CONs are more than PROs. Therefore, should i give up or try my best?

DON'T KNOW YET
Hehehe... Of course le, DILEMMA MAH. ^^

Another Example

I borrowed my add maths homework to my friend named A. During physico lesson, the teacher saw him copying my work but i didn't intend to let him copy. I thought he want to refer only.

So the physico teacher informed my add maths teacher that A copied someone's homework but didn't say who.

During add maths lesson last Tuesday, A was not around. My add maths teacher told the whole class that A copied people work and said that she will cut A and the *orang baik* punya marks. T.T

When she asked the whole class who is the *orang baik*, i am not brave enough to admit because i am TO_O INNOCENT to admit that!!!

Tomorrow got add maths and A will be there too. The tacher will ask him face-to-face. SHIT! I "jia lat" liao.

Haiz~

You see, TO_O GO_OD IS NOT GO_OD

To_o Go_od is Not Go_od

Let me tell you one good example.

Just now i was eating while watching the TV. My ELDER brother was about to eat his lunch while i was having my last bite. After i finished my lunch, i observed my brother for 5 minutes to make sure that he was watching the TV.

Therefore, i didn't off the TV and went to my room (first floor). Then i on my pc to do my EST homework.

After 20 minutes, my brother had finished his lunch and he wanted to go to his room (first floor). You know what happened?

He suddenly asked me :

*he called my name*, why u didn't off the TV?

Then he said :

You are the one who on the TV. Want other people to off for you.

Then i told him:

You are the last one who watch the TV mah.

Then he gave me one stupid example:

Wah. So if you are the last one who left the cinema, you have to off all the lights?

I was speechless so i just went to the living room (ground floor) and switched off the TV (ONLY!) then went back to my room (first floor) T_T

Haiz... that's why. TO_O GO_OD is NOT GO_OD

Pass up or Hand In

What is the definition of pass up and hand in?

Actually both have the same meaning which is giving our homework to the respective teacher for the teacher to mark/check.
BUT
Pass up has another meaning. Want to know what's that? If your answer is 'no', i still will say it =P.
The other meaning is, FART a.k.a. the action of expelling bromine gas.xD

Funny examples:
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1. A: Have you "passed up" everything to the teacher?
B: Yup, just now i "passed up".

(Good, so honest)

2. A: Everyone, please "pass up" now or else you all will get scolded.
Everyone: OK!

(OMG, faster run for your life!!!)

3. A: Can i "pass up" tomorrow?

(Wah, geng. Can set the time)

4. A: Who didn't "pass up" yesterday? Stand up now!

(Waseh, didn't pass up only mah)

5. A: Can you "pass up" tomorrow?
B: I think i can. I will try my best to "pass up" tomorrow.

(Usaha yang berterusan penuh dengan semangat...)

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To LOL, please substitute "pass up" with FART. HAHAHAHA...
My conclusion is, always say hand in. ^^

Hepi Birthday!!!

Billions of peoples are having birthday today but i know one of them only^^. Not bad mah~ xD

Guess who is the lucky star?

*Sorry arh, i don't really have your photo. So i just cut out from a picture. Hope you don't mind. ^^*

Thats right. The lucky star is XXX PUI YI (she dislikes people call her with her full name. I always get scolded >.<) Nah, a song for you:

Happy birthday to you,
Your name is PY,
You look like a maths pro,
But look kawa-ii.
(please use the madagascar bday song's rhythm)

Don't angry la!
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN!!

LOLX

From Monday to Friday is quite fast
BUT
From Saturday to Monday is to_o fast! >.<
Haiz...

Always Dilemma... How could this happen to me???

100% Attendance and Add Maths Tuition (RM100 per month >.<)

Which one is more important?

The Story Of "AH SINGH" (part 2)

12. A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool
> KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
> YeoHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who is lausySingh?
> OwtarSingh

17. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
> PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a boom?
> Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-stars general?
> Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sikhs were succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
> TiewNiaSingh

The Story Of "AH SINGH" (part 1)

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
>Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

5. A Singh who likes to slap people?
>Tau Ba Singh

6. A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8. A Singh who likes herb?
>Gin Singh

9.A Singh who kills people?
>AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?
>BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
>BalanSingh (As in balancing)

Specially thanks to Sandra ^^

Another must watch show

Starting form this SUNDAY. 21.30 ASTRO WAH LAI TOI (Channel 311)

BEAUTIFUL COOKING (美女廚房)

Hosts are:

Alex Fong (方力申)

Ronald Cheng (郑中基)

Edmond Leung (梁漢文)

Guests and judges are different for every episode.
All the important informations have been highlighted.

Unpredictable

Just now i "da bao"(take away) bak kut teh as my lunch. I ordered 1 person quantity. When the guy ask me to pay, my face expression was like this:


Guess how much?

1 person quantity = RM 10.20

I ordered "normal" bak kut teh only. Didn't add abalone, shrak fin, sbucks, srecipe, sking or alaska crab!

I can't expose the identity of the restaurant. The only thing i can say is, the restaurant is located not very from my house.

Sad~

Sniff...snifff

My grandparents went back to Johor le....

No more nice tasty excellent succulent delicious tender crispy crunchy and juicy homemade dishes for me to eat le~ T_T

Spam and Spammer

2 of my friends gave me this idea to post.

= Spam & Spammer=

What is spam?
Some people define spam even more generally as unsolicited e-mail/messages a.k.a. e-mail/messages that you never ask for.

What is spammer?
In my dictionary, spammer a.k.a. SHOLE. I didn't create it for fun but i'm really not very happy with SHOLE.
A spammer is a SHOLE who sends unwanted emails(SPAMS).
SHOLE(s) always hide their identity because they are generally despised and hated by the internet community because spam is unwanted, clogs up network resources and wastes a considerable amount of time.

F all the SHOLE(s)!!!

First time using rough languages in my post. Sorry if those words made you felt uncomfortable. Paiseh ~la =^_^=

Certificate of Excellence

Today no tuition but went to school for anugerah cemerlang. First time got the chance to go. YEAH. I am quite happy although i got 1 achievement only. ^^

Well, it was HOT. Not the people but the weather. I was sweating like i am showering. xD

Luckily can sit with friends and allowed to bring handphone. If not, i tink i will be bored like hell. When the principal and VIP was giving speech, i was watching videos in my phone. Hehehe...naughty leh. I know almost everyone was doing the same thing to_o. Lolx

I got one cert and plate only. No cash -_-''.





After i received my "compliment". I went back to my sit and get "snapped". First time snap with girl =^_^=. I felt like i am a superstar when i am snapping this photo. More than 4 "photographer" were taking my pic.^^

Obviously PY and me were looking at different lens. Hehehe... this is what i mean felt like a superstar. :P (BTW, A lo_oks like very sleepy =P)

Just now that photo is not very nice. This one nicer. I lo_ok quite ~yeng~ HAHAHAHA.

*BONUS ZONE*

Hemmmm.... where is she??

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHh!!!!!HAHAHAAHAH!!!

Lost my dilemma

YO!!! My chemistry tuition teacher changed already to a Chinese male teacher. This teacher is DAMN FREAKING FUNNY although i don't know him he don't know me. Hehehe...

So far, i have one bad comment about him only. I will say it later. Anyway, he is a good teacher but got a little bit like one of my friends whom already shifted to "fashion" school.

NO OFFEND. S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y

Ok. Now i am going to say the bad comment. The one thing that i don't really like about him is he like to increase his volume SUDDENLY! ('''-_-)

Example(comic time again ^^):

1.

2.

Anyway, he made my dilemma disappeared. v(^_^)v

HATE WEDNESDAY....CUZ GOT TUITION >.<