So "ngam" o.o?

FAKE STORY:

Last week i ordered a new set of name tag. I got it yesterday. I supposed to be very happy because got new name tag but i wasn't happy. I was so feaking angry, as angry as TS. You know why? The teacher spelt my name wrongly. However, the teacher spelt my BROTHER's name!!! Need evidence? Nah...

Hehehehe...


TRUE STORY:

Got "za dao" onot? Hehehe...
Actually that one is my brother's name tag. He got it last Friday but just now only i saw it. When i saw it without looking at the last _ _ _ _ , i was like 0.o???

"Since when i bought a new name tag???"

Sucks In Dancing T_T

Yesterday was Thursday, but i slept after 12 am.

0.0

It is because i went to my Lau Daaa's birthday party.^^ Although i had to change my sleeping time, i didn't have the feeling of regret because it was really fun.^^(although a lot of people "fong fei kei")

But it doesn't matter because all the guests who came are KAKI PARTY! xD

Especially when the dancing session. I felt like i was having my first clubbing experience there. The bass was so awesome and there is a spotlight that will non-stop blinking >.<

I was so SUCKS in dancing because i never go "clubbing" before. ^^

I was like

... WoW...

when i saw Lau Daaa they all dance like dunno what. I never see them dance like that at school. ^^

Then Lau Daaa's family members are very nice. Her sister and brother treated me like i very "cooked" with them. LOL

BUT one thing i don't really like. A LOT OF STAIRCASE.....

xD

Nice song cute MV ^^

Especially the "Ohhhhhhhh" part. LOL

Over

YEAH!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!

Last day of exam over already!!!

HOLYdays going to start SOON!!!^^

Long time never go "wet" already. Hope got people will ajak me.^^

OMG.... Only the first two chapters of PJK are coming out in exam.

BUT

The total pages of both chapters is almost half of the book!!! -_-

New Record

Today,
Now only i on my computer. WHOA. O.O what a record for me...=P

Yesterday i slept at 2.13.35 am. Weekend ma~=P. I woke up at 10 am.(Why? Bcecause 2 + 8 = 10)I forced myself to sleep for 8 hours.^^

I followed my parents to pasar for breakfast and my mum had something to buy. Actually i also have something to buy which is correction tape and i gonna promote that book shop. You know why, it is because i bought a

20M correction tape for just RM 3.80!!

But i don't know the name of the shop because i seldom go there. Somewhere near Taman Muda la.

Then i went back home at 11 plus and started my HISTORY ADVENTURE. I secluded myself from my parents in my room for 6 hours and 32 minutes.

WASEH

Longer than my BIOLOGY ADVENTURE.(btw, bio sucks >.<)

And my conclusion is, CHAPTER 4 is the easiest.

"Sei Mou..." I think i got the qualification to ...

JK only la!!! Hehehehe....

Relationship

After a few days of investigation, i finally know why i should learn PJK and Civic.

Aim: To investigate the relationship between PJK and Civic with my ambitions.

If i am VET,

i have to learn gymnastic and perform in front of my "patients" to make them relax.

If i am a PSYCHOLOGIST,

i can use teenagers or families issues to treat my patients.

If i am a CHEF,

BOTH PJK and CIVIC HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP WITH IT!!!

Saturated

OMG~
WO DE TIAN ARH~
TIN ARH~

I never use

3 hours 40 minutes 38 seconds

to study a single subject

but still can't master even one subtopic

~T_T~

This time "good luck" also no use... i think i have to act like someone:

o...sure fail, o...sure fail


FREAKING HATE BIOLOGYGYGYGY!!!

I am doing facial aka mask again~ ^^

"Creative mind"

This morning when i was walking to the school, i saw a vehicle with three letters on it.

The three letters are L.B.C

I was laughing to myself when i saw these letters but not very loud la.^^
What comes out from your mind when you saw L.B.C? What do you think the three letters stand for?

Actually i don't know the exact meaning of it but this is what came out from my mind. Hope you all will LOL

L iu
B ei
C i

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....

Ok, now talk about today's exam which is English.
I can't believe that i am saying this,

English is EASIER than BM!

Tomorrow moral exam is after recess, so i think i will have sufficient time to study. YEAH^^

Face of artists in my school...*proud* --> Expanded nostrils ( 'o_o')

方力申(Alex Fong)

Ng Tien Soong

刘恺威(Hawick Lau)

Chew Andy

吴尊(Wu Zun)
Pao Jun Ren

陈豪(Moses Chan)

Nicholas Soo

姚嘉妮(Claire Yiu)
Vivian Fong

陈嘉桦(Ella Chen)
Diane Yap

Important Annoucement!!!

This is a very very important announcement and also WARNING!

Especially to those who like to sleep late late during weekdays and call people at night.

FYI, i like to sleep EARLY during weekdays because i don't want to stay awake by drinking coffee. This is because coffee is not a very healthy drink.
I prefer MilX, Teh "O" and milk. ^^

Eh? Why i suddenly talk about drinks? Weird...

Ok, i "reverse" my car...

What i want to tell is,

DON'T / NEVER CALL ME AFTER 9.15 PM!!!

I can't fell asleep easily in a short period of time. Don't know why. Since born like this liao.
Therefore, i am really pissed off when i am trying my best to fell asleep and when i ALMOST can start my dream, suddenly....

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

RING!!!

I have experienced this kind of situation for many times. The worse thing is, that particular day i don't need to switch on the air-cond because the weather was cooling.

But after the ring....ring... incident. I had to switch on the air-cond because i was really really angry until my body temperature also increased.

Maybe you will ask why i don't want to switch off or change to silent mode. The answer is, nothing is perfect including my phone.

My phone alarm will only work if it is switched on and in normal mode. -___-

During weekends i can sleep late late la. So you all can call me as late as possible!!!

ROGER THAT?
sao dou mei?!

Another lesson learned

YEAH...
BM papers "gao dim" already. Tomorrow no exam YYEEAAHH......

But something bad happened to me. Not about the exam. Is about my stomach.
During recess, i thought i was not hungry. So i stayed in the class to study.
After recess, when i started to write my name on the question paper, my stomach was playing drum.

By the time only i knew that i was hungry but nothing can be done T_T.
Recess over exam started already.

After 20 minutes, i started to feel some pain from my stomach A.K.A. gastric pain.

Pain
>.<

Til

>.<

Can
>.<

Die
>.<

But luckily i still alive. ^^
I was just sweating non-stop while controlling the pain.(man leh~...*perasan*hehehe)

When the clock showed 1.10pm, everyone was packing. Only then i realized that today i can go back early!!!!!!! YEAH!!! but i forgot to inform my mum -_-

So i just sat on the white but rusty metal bar while waiting for my mum and *still* controlling the pain. Cham~

Therefore, my conclusion is

NEVER THOUGHT I AM NOT HUNGRY!!!

and

EAT A.M.A.P FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE GO TO SCHOOL!!!

FYI, A.M.A.P = as much as possible

Who got this song?

You're not my type
from the movie "Sell Out"

I'm not a "Sui Zhai" ^^

Mother's day,
Mother's day,
Mother on the way....

I know Mother's day is around the corner, but i don't know which "corner" it is, means i don't really know the exact day. Because the advertisements on the TV never declare that. -__- lame lar~

Anyway, thanks to Pui Yi for telling me that tomorrow, Sunday is the Mother's day.(<--- Go_od thing) Therefore, just now i went to buy a cake for my mum. I bought it today because i don't want to let my mum knows that =P. Tomorrow my mum will be at home whole day long, so is not to_o convenience to create a surprise. ^^
Actually i shared money with my sister and brother because i am not selfish. =P Nah, the CAKE:

Kawaii leh~

I think the cake will taste like yam because i saw

the YAM word on the tag! ^^
Anyway,

HAPPY MUMMY's DAY!!!!
Always love YOU!!!
no matter how many times you scolded me. Hehehe

Haiz.... Finally

Yes, finally the exam timetable is in my hand!!!Muahahahah!!!!!
But there is something wrong with the size...-_-

Just now when i was bathing, something which is abnormal happened again but slightly different. I accidentally applied shower cream on my hair!!!
HA
HA
HA...

Because i was busy thinking on how to describe the size of the timetable...
And this is the idea that comes out from my mind:

^^

WASEH lar~ "sai em sai arh"
The words are freaking small.... luckily i am still young, don't have "lou fa"


Now got timetable already, so there will be no reason for me to say "no mood to study".(not declaring)^^

"Jia Yu" arh....FKY, ush!!!!

Hehehe

Lame GAG 1

There is a "thing" that we can only do after we are married. Do you know what is that?

Second Coldest Story Ever Told

Today, before my brother sent me to tuition, he went to a hospital.
He went there to visit his friend. Something really bad happened to his friend. At least i think so....

His friend lost his right arm in an accident and he is still very young! I think 20+ only. I think he used to be a right-handed but after the accident, he need to train his LEFT hand to do everything!!!

OMG!!! So cham~ I can't imagine if i am facing the same situation. Anyway, i wanna say gambateh to him, GAMBATEH!!! Tomorrow will be better!

That's why, next time i will never speed no matter what is the circumstance because i KIA C!!! unless i am driving HUMMER!!

*是不是速度越慢越难发生碎骨*
*上山漂移失手跌下山到时连火葬费也可以省了*
I don't know how to translate into other languages. Sorry for any inconvenient.

Concentration

Just now when i was bathing, i applied shampoo on my hair twice which is an abnormal situation. This is because i was concentrating on pronouncing two words which are:
VEGETABLE
and
MEDICINE

Until today only i realized that i don't really know how to pronounce the two words PROPERLY! OMG
Sincere thanks to Sandra, Pui Yi and Lau Daaa for teaching me. ^^ *The reason why i put Sandra name the first because her reaction was the most "kua qiong/kua zhang"*

VEGETABLE = Vage Teble
Medicine = Mad Sen

Hard Task

Exam is around the corner but i still lack of study mood. This is because i can't do revision without the exam timetable! Curse the school!!! So not efficient. Always last minute only distribute the timetable. Curse again!!!

Or maybe is my fault to_o. Always last minute study. But what to do lar~
I am FKY maaaaa~~~~.....

The rank of subjects that i fear the most are

1. BIOLOGY
2. SEJARAH
3. MORAL

I heard the name already shivering.

But luckily i have two "mothers" in my school. Hehehe....
One always order me to sleep.
Another one always ask "Study ady?" and "Finish homework ady?"

owh.....feel so grateful.... ^^





By the way, now i am desperate to get two songs:
1) 厚脸皮 (hou lian pi) - A song from a drama named 暖流18 (Love 18)

2) 同班同学 (tong ban tong xue) - A chinese song sang by two thailand guys, Golf & Mike

Who can help me T_T