Lame GAG 1

There is a "thing" that we can only do after we are married. Do you know what is that?

Second Coldest Story Ever Told

Today, before my brother sent me to tuition, he went to a hospital.
He went there to visit his friend. Something really bad happened to his friend. At least i think so....

His friend lost his right arm in an accident and he is still very young! I think 20+ only. I think he used to be a right-handed but after the accident, he need to train his LEFT hand to do everything!!!

OMG!!! So cham~ I can't imagine if i am facing the same situation. Anyway, i wanna say gambateh to him, GAMBATEH!!! Tomorrow will be better!

That's why, next time i will never speed no matter what is the circumstance because i KIA C!!! unless i am driving HUMMER!!

*是不是速度越慢越难发生碎骨*
*上山漂移失手跌下山到时连火葬费也可以省了*
I don't know how to translate into other languages. Sorry for any inconvenient.

Concentration

Just now when i was bathing, i applied shampoo on my hair twice which is an abnormal situation. This is because i was concentrating on pronouncing two words which are:
VEGETABLE
and
MEDICINE

Until today only i realized that i don't really know how to pronounce the two words PROPERLY! OMG
Sincere thanks to Sandra, Pui Yi and Lau Daaa for teaching me. ^^ *The reason why i put Sandra name the first because her reaction was the most "kua qiong/kua zhang"*

VEGETABLE = Vage Teble
Medicine = Mad Sen

Hard Task

Exam is around the corner but i still lack of study mood. This is because i can't do revision without the exam timetable! Curse the school!!! So not efficient. Always last minute only distribute the timetable. Curse again!!!

Or maybe is my fault to_o. Always last minute study. But what to do lar~
I am FKY maaaaa~~~~.....

The rank of subjects that i fear the most are

1. BIOLOGY
2. SEJARAH
3. MORAL

I heard the name already shivering.

But luckily i have two "mothers" in my school. Hehehe....
One always order me to sleep.
Another one always ask "Study ady?" and "Finish homework ady?"

owh.....feel so grateful.... ^^





By the way, now i am desperate to get two songs:
1) 厚脸皮 (hou lian pi) - A song from a drama named 暖流18 (Love 18)

2) 同班同学 (tong ban tong xue) - A chinese song sang by two thailand guys, Golf & Mike

Who can help me T_T

Initiative

I am doing my revision now, you all better start to study to_o.
Otherwise i will "win" you all erh~

HEHEEHEHEHEHE

Weird Habit

Will you whack people when you are laughing?

I think most people won't do that but there is a girl in my class who does. Whenever i purposely or accidentally make her laugh, she will whack me on my shoulder if i am standing near.

Therefore, every time after her laughter sounds, i will hear a "PIAK" sound either on my right or left shoulder.

Pro and Con:
PRO

If she whack me, means she is laughing sincerely, not fake one. Meaning that my joke is not lame ^^.

CON
My shoulders bones may be dislocated or fractured.

There are four steps to avoid:

1. Firstly, think twice before you make her laugh.
2. Secondly, make sure both of her hands are holding books or something else
3. Thirdly, make sure the distance from her is longer than the length of her hand.
4. 吃肥点(Fatten our shoulder)

Exam is around the corner. Therefore, i want to apply some Physics.

Manipulated: Distance from her
Constant: Make her laugh
Responding: Amount of force applied on our shoulder

Conclusion made from the variables not graph:

The longer the distance from her, the weaker the force applied on our shoulder.

Precaution:

Fatten our shoulers to increase the time of impact aka time interval. Therefore, the impulsive force can be reduced.

Anyway,

NOT OFFENDING ~O~^^

Hapi Birthday 2.0

As my usual pendahuluan...
There are billions of people celebrating their birthday today! But i know one of them only. Not bad lar

This birthday post will be a little bit more "serious" and "formal". You know why?
Because is my LAU DA aka BOSS's birthday. ^^

Me, XMD with honor, officially announce the lucky star...

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

JEN JEN JEN JEN....

LIM LIM, LIM SIEW JIN!!!

(FYI, *lim* means drink in hokkien.
Not offending xD)

(guess who is my LAU DA) Hehehe..
Same thing happens again. I don't have your picture. So i just "steal" from somewhere else. SORRY ARH LAU DA!

Ok la, you will know the answer from my next sentence if you can't find the answer from my LAU DA's name.

SHE(got zadao onot?) should be grateful to have a "fruit son" like me. ^^

Time for me to show off my talent again xD.

(Please use the Madagascar Birthday Song's rhythm)

Happy Birthday to you,
Your name is Siew Jin,
Today is your birthday,
Sorry no present! xD
(sincere enough lor~)

I know girls hate to let people know their ages but.....

HAPPY SWEET FORM 4!!!

they don't mind to let people know what form are they in!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA